That sounds odd doesn't it. I mean who would write about either of those things. Come on slug sex AND Las Vegas marriage bureau. Well folks it was the Muse that brought such a thought. So I ran with it, and after Saturday's errands are done it is back at it. I don't know who I'll give first shot at this to. One thing is for sure stay tuned here too find out where on the interwebs you'll be able to find this story.
What follows is a cautionary take of penis enlargement exercises. There is strong language, so don't read it at bedtime to the children.
Le Coq Bleu
By Warren Danbar
Damn! Shit! Fuck!
He had no idea what to do. His parents were going to be home anytime now and the family pekinese was stuck, dead on his cock. He had been trying for the last half hour to get it off, but its sphincter tighten in its death throws. Perhaps it would be easier to dislodge it, but the little blue pill he took earlier wasn't helping. He sat down and looked back at how he got here. When his parents left for their getaway, he did what any fifteen year old boy would do. He called his girlfriend and took the viagra he stole from his grandma. He knew she kept them around for her menagerie of boyfriends, and she wouldn't miss them. His girlfriend arrived just in time. His cock had gotten so hard it was hurting to keep his pants on. They were making out on the couch downstairs. His hand up her shirt, and her hand creeping toward the pole in his pants that strained the skin it was so erect.
As she rubbed it she said, "Looks like someone is happy to see me."
Just then his cock tore through his jeans.
"Damn right Bitch!" It said.
Thats right his cock was alive and talking, and it had an attitude. It swelled then shot a wad right at her mouth. Twisting, it shot another at his mouth it was like glue, and they couldn't open their mouths.
"Now Daddy is talking and we're gonna have fun!" He ordered.
He ripped off her clothes with a load that was like spiderman's web shooters. It proceeded to stick her to the wall with well aimed shots. He looked down in horror at what his cock was doing. It was growing and was nearly a foot long and three inches around. He grabbed it with both hands and tried to strangle it. It just laughed at him.
"Keep stroking sweetheart", it said.
It started pulling him towards her outstretched nubile body. He feared for what was about to happen. Thats when Fluffy,the family pekinese, came running in because of the commotion. She let out a gagged scream. The now sixteen inches it had grown was nearly to her body. He called the dog to him and with one swift motion he slammed his cock deep into it. Fluffy whimpered and tried to paw her way off his cock. His body was thrashing as his cock tried to remove itself. It shot off a bunch in an attempt get free, but it just got tangled more in its own jizz. He felt it stop writhing, but was still hard as a rock. He could feel Fluffy go limp as he struggled to free his girlfriend. She grabbed her clothes and ran screaming from the house. He couldn't blame her. He would like to run screaming from the house. He tried and tried to pull the dog of his swollen cock.
Damn! Shit! Fuck!
As he came to, he saw his parents standing over him.
"You better have a damn good explanation for this!", yelled his Father.
His mother just hid her face into his father's chest as she weeped. He looked around to assess the situation. The good news was Fluffy was not dead. The bad news was his still erect penis was laying severed in the floor next to him. He was in and out of conciousness as the paramedics came and took him. After the surgery he was placed in an asylum for youngsters. Then one day a good looking nurse happened to notice that his cock was poking straight up in his scrubs.
"Looks like someone is feeling better." She said laughingly.
As he looked down a revolting feeling engulfed his body. Then he heard a low murmur.
"Daddy is back"
Well there it is folks. After long last a new flash bizarro fiction piece has been published to these interwebs of ours. Head on over and give it a read for yourself. I hope you enjoy it. I will be getting back to the serial I'm trying to shape up for this blog. It was inspired by something I read on reddit. It has real possibility as a serial of bizarro adventurism. I'm thinking that we could have a weekly installment, that would be maintainable. Wink wink it has something to do with Salvador Dali.
